Joke: Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus
Tuesday July 27, 2010 by Ivan Kristianto
Reasons Why Windows Is Not A Virus:
1. Viruses are free.
2. Viruses don’t take up most of your hard drive.
3. Viruses don’t need 80 megs of RAM.
4. Viruses don’t have major bugs.
5. Viruses don’t have three different sets of documentation.
6. Viruses don’t leak info to the press about the upcoming Jerusalem 95, to keep people from switching to Michelangelo/2 Warp.
7. Viruses aren’t on every computer.
8. Nobody cares if a virus turns out to be 16 bit, even though it is advertised as 32…
9. Viruses install themselves !
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Article by Ivan Kristianto
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Wow that cool , I also think So Sometimes Widows make me sick Specially Windows 7
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LikeYeah i know it,just find it somewhere and made me laugh, so i think it's worthy to share.
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LikeI found it entertaining... Clearly virus writers get the concept of usability and "don't make me think!". This could be a fun way to help web developers understand usability.
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LikeUmmm, maybe you should update something from 10 years ago before you repost it?
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