June 2, 2010 by Ivan Kristianto
A Dog Name “SEX”
Please don’t miss interpreted with the title. Actually this is just a normal joke, not a dirty joke. I got this from the forums, i would like to share this with you. It’s really funny and you need to rest your brain for a while. Enjoy and happy laughing
A Dog Name SEX
Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call my dog Sex .
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, Id like to have one too. Then I said, But this is a dog. He said I didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, You don’t understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 year old. He said I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, You don’t understand, Sex keeps me awake at night. The Clerk said,.. Me too.
One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. But you don’t understand, I said, I had hoped to have Sex on television. He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog. I said, Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married. The judge said, Me too. Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me. He said, Me too.
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked “What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?” I said, I’m looking for Sex…
My court date has been set for Friday…